I haven’t been blogging, it’s true. Last time I had an excuse. This time… I have an excuse!
I have decided I don’t like reading blogs. I don’t enjoy the blogging universe. I don’t want to have to have a blog tribe. I don’t like most blogs I read and the thought of having to chat with strange people and compliment them all the time makes me want to not even open emails. Again, I am reminded of Pee Wee Herman avoiding the snake tank in the burning pet store until the very last minute.
Today, after a long time of not opening emails from all the blogs I am supposed to be following, I began to clean out my inbox. Over 6000 emails later (not all from bloggers, to be fair, but still too many) I realize I am doing the world a favor by not adding to anybody’s email hoarding problem.
Isn’t that nice of me?
(Actually, I am heading to the tattoo place to get a tat of a finger and a thumb in the shape of an L on my forehead. #allstar)